•  2 nights ago (OCT 30 1998) me and 2 neighbours went out to do some jiggery.  I can't mention names because yoiu might find out about someone's flambointly painted cardboard box.  Anyway, we ended up at the local high school, and sat down to take a break.  The we say a janator putting up chairs in a class room and immediatly thought about the rotten egg in my pocket (The egg being bought the previous 3 months ago).  Well, one of us took the egg and through it at the window, and it was funney and we ran and giggled like liottle school girls.

•  When I was walking home from a friends house I was approched by a stranger looking car (It was a ford). Anyway, there were 3 people in the car and one of them had, a video camera, one was driving, and one had alien mask and a small pink boot. "Where the fuck is my boot" the alien asked, but luckly I ignored him and walked to my house.  Then I ran, because they hadstopped and got out of the car. then i got inside and they stopped.