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• The Temple of Spam •
 
What can The Temple of SPAM, offer me? 
And what makes it so different than those other so called "Spam Worship" centers?
Well, The Temple of Spam is a place on the internet, where the few, the proud, and the retarded, can worship spam in their own way.  If you are wondering what makes the Temple of SPAM different form the rest, all I can say is "Hello, have you seen the Panta-Spam" 
 
You satanist bastard! How dare you place Pentagrams of your page!
 
For one thing I am not a satanist, and secondly, It is a PENTA-SPAM, notice the difference, The penta-spam is made of spam, making it even more scary. 
 
Of all things to worship, Why Spam?
 
Why not.  It is all of gods creatures rolled into one
Let us wax philosophically for a moment,
What does SPAM Stand For?
 
Shit
Pork
All
Mashed
 
Semi
Processed
Anti
Meat
 
Shredded
Pigs
And
More
 
Slapped
Pressed
And
Mutilated
 
Slurry
Pungent
Aromatic
Mash
 
Swine
Piss
Altered
Medically
 
 Sure
 Proof of
 Anti
 Matter
 
Sauteed 
Parts of 
Anorexic 
Muskrats 
 
Swivel 
Pants 
And 
Mustard 
 
Succulent 
Processed 
Ass 
Meat 
 
Stuffed 
Pork 
Ass 
Matter 
 
Sucks 
Pungent 
African 
Meat 
 
Some
parts
are
Meat
 
Sliced
Penguin
Anus
Meat
 
Shark
Poison
and
Menthanol
 
Something to
Poison
All
Mankind
 
Sean
Penn's
Ass
Meat
 
Speaking
Pig
After the
Movie
 
Sour
Pigs
at
Mating
 
 
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